Carpe Diem Motha Fuckas.

My name is Alisa and I never do anything productive. The only way to describe me is to throw a keyboard at the wall and see whatever comes up.
Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives… and to the ‘good life’, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be. Hunter S. Thompson (via destructivemiss) (via suzywire) (via mllemewshka) (via happythings) (via jackelynlawren)

Search your name with the word "has" into Google and reblog with the first result.

albustumbledore:

messedupstars:

swimmingthroughthestereo:

whoreypotter:

itscassiescity:

pleasedtomeetyoubaby:

disposed-to-love:

Nate has been grounded. o_O

Lydia has a lump on her chest

oh

cassie has cancer.

>.>

Katie has something in her closet.

WHAAAY. ;D

Charlotte has a lot. A lot of what?

tasi has been suffering from asthma for years. errrrrrrr right.

Lily has been viewed 105890 times orly?

Alisa Has A Fat Ass. (HAHAHHAHAHA)